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A Man and His Jacket
Written by Richard Oliver   

As the autumn weather comes to an abrupt end, people like you and me have to get ready early for the winter. For normal people, getting ready means going out to the store and buying just any jacket that’s the latest style. But for sophisticated people like us, such novelties cannot be taken lightly.  By the way, did you know that the coat you wear tells what sort of man you are?  Here’s a breakdown of different coat styles; you might want to remember this for when the old lady takes you shopping.


Snorkel (AKA the “Eskimo jacket”): Ah, the notorious snorkel. From being sported by classics like Sean Connery to hip-hop kings Run DMC to the 40-holding loiterer at the MARTA stop, the furry-hooded wonder has had quite a history. If you want to stand out, go for a high-end version sold by Ralph Lauren or Armani. However, just hit up your nearest army-surplus store to find a rugged, high quality one for under $200.  

Trench coat (AKA the “Bogart”): It takes swag to rock a trench coat. That should be a saying.  Rock this with a suit and tie, or just a crispy collared shirt and slacks with a nice watch, and you’ll look like a CEO. Or wear a cheap black version and look like a terrorist.  

Leather Jacket (AKA the “Shaft”): Truthfully, even before its heyday in the 70s, rebels like Marlon Brando rocked this proudly. As long as you stay away from the Members Only brand, you should be good. (Although Members Only is making a comeback with the new 80s craze.) The good thing about the leather is that you don’t have to sell your soul to get a boss jacket – retailers like Wilson and Kenneth Cole sell them for the low-low.

Corduroy (the “Paddington Bear”):  The “proper” jacket, normally worn for the studious gentlemen comfortable in his own skin. TIP: Do not wear in wet weather – cheaper corduroys will get soggy as a bowl of cornflakes in warm water. Quickly.


Pea coat (the “Metrosexual”): Ok, ok, well it might not seem fair to label this a “metro” jacket, given its military/Navyheritage; it’s stood its fair share of storms and battles. These days, the pea coat is regaining its mannish heritage, so if you buy one, don’t feel a need to question your masculinity . To avoid the pretty boy look, however, you might opt for a full cotton blend to keep the rugged look. Like the snorkel, the pea coat can sometimes best be found in surplus stores.
 

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written by Ian James, November 21, 2008
I own all these coats. I agree the pea coat is for the metrosexual male. I guess that makes me metro huh? smilies/wink.gif
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written by Rob G, November 21, 2008
no it says you have style
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written by Aaron, November 21, 2008
Gotta get me one of those snorkel jackets for the winter. Ralph Lauren is my brand. Call me the Polo King!!
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written by Gregory, November 21, 2008
No, I'm the Polo King!
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written by Davey, November 25, 2008
I hate corduroy. Its so grandpa-like. I have never worn it.
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written by retroguy, November 25, 2008
The man should wear the clothes. The clothes shouldn't wear the man. Good fashion breakdown though.
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written by chance, November 26, 2008
I remember Run DMC in the snorkel. Man, fashion doesn't change
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written by Wali, November 26, 2008
it does change it just comes back around
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written by Kelly, November 29, 2008
a great fashion synopsis. Men, are you paying attention.
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written by Swayze, December 01, 2008
corduroy looks nice when you wear it the right way
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written by OH MANDY, December 03, 2008
pea coats are classic
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written by Camera, December 03, 2008
i like the grey pea coat. Does anyone know where to find one?
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written by Russ, December 05, 2008
no one on da corner got swagger like Russ, swagger like Russ
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written by Matt, December 14, 2008
Pea coats are classicsmilies/smiley.gif
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written by Jersey Girl, December 14, 2008
I wonder if designers will make them for dogs. Pea coats that is. It would be cute. Holla at ya girl.
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written by Rock n Roll, December 31, 2008
I need a pea coat now. Its cold in Jersey.

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